'Be nature nice!'
'Bí dóighiúil don dúlra!'
Protecting the environment is a very serious topic, but that doesn't mean we don't have lots of fun down here in the forest. Here are some barking mad tree jokes that'll have you in knots!
How do trees access the internet?
They log on.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It opened its own branch.
What did the trees wear to
Mother Nature's pool party?

Swimming trunks.
What type of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
They always drop their needles.
Why do trees hate tests?
Because they get stumped by the questions.
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
Leaf me alone! 
Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
Because it was being knotty.
What did the autumn leaf say to the tree?
I'm falling for you
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