FOREST FUN
AND JOKES

Protecting the environment is a very serious topic, but that doesn't mean we don't have lots of fun down here in the forest. Here are some barking mad tree jokes that'll have you in knots!
Why do trees hate riddles?
Because it's too easy to get stumped!
What's a tree's favourite drink?
Root beer!
Where do squirrels go during the summer?
Beech trees.
What happens to trees on Valentine's Day?
They get sappy!
What was wrong with the tree's car?
It wooden go!
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!
What did one leaf say to another?
I'm falling for you.
What do trees like to study in school?
Chemistree.
What do you call a tree with lots of friends?
Poplar
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