Forest Fun -
Jokes & Puzzles

Protecting the environment is a very serious topic, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have lots of fun down here in the forest. Here are some barking mad tree jokes that’ll have you in knots and some prickly puzzles, quizzes and crosswords to get your brain working!

JOKES

How does a tree get on the internet?

They log on.

What type of tree likes to give high fives?

A palm tree.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It opened its own branch.

What did the tree wear to the pool party?  

Swimming trunks.

How did the tree get lost?

It took the wrong root.

Why are trees great at making friends?

Because they’re always branching out.

Why shouldn’t you invite a tree to a party?

Because they never leaf.

Why shouldn’t you invite a tree to a party?

Because they never leaf.

What sound does a tree make?

It barks.

Why do Christmas trees have trouble sewing?

They can’t stop dropping their needles.

Just click on the image to open our printable PDF of puzzles.